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What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?“Try Sara’s Tops” Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink Why did the dinosaur cross the road? The chicken hadn’t evolved yet. Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 1. Sir. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
The Jungle Book is a 2016 American fantasy adventure film, directed and co-produced by Jon Favreau, produced by Walt Disney Pictures, and written by Justin Marks. With Johnny Depp, Ron Howard, Alfred Molina, Robert Morse. Funny or Die presents a satirical rendition of Donald J. Trump's 1987 best selling business book, The Art.
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What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A monkey with a machine gun Did you hear about the awful jungle party? Somebody forgot to bring the chimps and dip And last but certainly not least, this week’s GBTD (Guy Behind The Door) contribution: One Saturday night, a man and his pet monkey walk into a bar.
They’re ready for a big night of partying. They start off slowly, watching Svengoolie, drinking beer and eating peanuts. As the night goes on, they move to mixed drinks, and then shots, one after the other. Finally, the movie is over, it’s much later, and the bartender yells “Last call.” So, the man says, “One more for me. Suddenly, the monkey falls over dead! The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: “Hey buddy, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.” To which the man replies: “That’s not a lion, that’s a monkey.” See you at the movies! War For The Planet Of The Apes Final (2017) Free Online Movie there.