The Dark Tower (2017) Theater Movie

Win a $25 Gift Card to The Broken Yolk Cafe Join our newsletter list. Each newsletter subscription means another chance to win! Here’s what I saw. Let us begin by setting aside - or trying to set aside - the novels. But even if we set aside this particular interpretation of the mythology, The Dark Tower is a.

Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey star in The Dark Tower, the first big-screen adventure inspired by Stephen King's epic series of novels. The books have drawn. Malco Theatres, Inc. 5851 Ridgeway Center Parkway: Memphis, TN 38120: 901.761.3480: Contact Info.

The Dark Tower is a movie that's embarrassed of itself: EW review. Can I praise Idris Elba with one faint damn? There’s something distant about his performances in the Hollywood franchises.

He’s hiding under armor behind contact lenses in the Thors, and he’s unrecognizably slithery in Star Trek Beyond, and did he ever actually stand up in Prometheus? No denying, Elba gives good mentor, good sidekick, good bad- guy- with- a- secret. You can praise his profound accomplishment in resum. Throw in the Disney voiceover work, if you want, and wait patiently for more Luther or the god- king who ruled Beasts of No Nation. So say this for The Dark Tower: This is Elba’s first true blockbuster showcase.

He plays Roland, a cowboy- knight on a vengeance quest across other worlds than these. His outfit’s nigh steampunk — formal vest and noir trenchcoat and ascot- y red scarf and belt full of bullets — but hell, he looks good in anything. In Stephen King’s original conception, Roland was a mad dream of Eastwood, a six- shooter ronin on a quest to do cool stuff in freaky places. It’s a credit to Elba that he gives the character some Man With No Name gruffness and genuine unwinking humor. He’s got too many lines that sound like explanatory videogame voiceover — “What happens in one world goes in others,” or “They sense your weakness, create illusions to distract you.” Elba makes that dull content sound stylish, and he shoots people with weary precision, like a myth grown tired of his own mythology. The performance stands out. The movie around him is sadly pointless, weirdly forgettable despite a slipstream story mashing fantasy and science- fiction and Brooklyn.

Jake’s having bad dreams that he helpfully illustrates: A tower, a man in black, a dude with cool guns, ugly creatures with stapled- on human faces. When the latter inevitably come to his apartment to child- snatch him, he flees via portal to a sideways reality.

There wanders Roland, who explains his mission. There’s a Tower standing at the center of the universe, but you remember that from the opening crawl. There’s a bad man who wants to tear down the Tower and take over the universe, because merely conquering one world is old- hat, chum.

The Dark Tower is adapted from books King wrote over the course of, well, his whole adult life so far. The first short story, “The Gunslinger,” appeared four years post- Carrie, but the author (and longtime EW contributor) claims that he was tooling around with the idea since his early 2.

The Dark Tower books are nominally a fantasy series, but it’s more accurate to call them a series of fantasies. The early stories are spaghetti westerns mashed with high fantasy and Arthurian legend, plus sexy demons and the Beatles and poetry, dude! It’s everything you imagine a young writer liked circa mid- 7. King’s maturing interests and the times he lived through: There are cocaine smugglers and ruined futuristic cityscapes, teen romance and pregnancy horror, a giant robot bear and a douchebag train who loves riddles.

From casting rumors to set photos, here is everything we know about the movie and TV series based on Stephen King's saga 'The Dark Tower.'. Dark Tower was the top grosser in a sluggish summer weekend box office take.

1. Sony's The Dark Tower topped the softest weekend at the domestic box office since early April, opening with less than $20 million.
2. Gunslinger Roland Deschain roams an Old West-like landscape in search of a dark tower, in the hopes that reaching it will preserve his dying world.

The saga gets admirably weirder as it gets deeper, edging into metafiction and memoir. King wrote the saga gradually over decades, and circled back for some rewrites. The books reflect his invigorating fascinations, but I’m not sure he would claim that there was some grand elaborate plan for the saga.

This isn’t some Westerosi fantasy continent, with a hundred towns labeled on a map. The Dark Tower. Which is the fun of it! Like Kill Bill or The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Dark Tower is a cultural polymath’s look book, best understood in conversation with the pop that inspired it.

Inevitably, King started layering in references to his other work. Some of the links are intriguing, but only one feels hilariously confessional: When someone gives Roland a copy of Stephen King’s book Insomnia, he throws it in the trash. The first problem with this movie is how badly it wants to make sense of everything, to establish a clean through line through the author’s career- spanning zigzags. Early in the film, Jake stares at his bedroom wall, covered in illustrated pictures from his dreams of the Dark Tower lore. He looks like a frustrated screenwriter (the film has four) laying out all the disparate elements of the books to find an easy structure that could fit into a Wikipedia summary. It’s mostly just bland exposition, but sometimes a real howler slips out.

Everyone in Roland’s world calls our planet “Keystone Earth,” like the Kops. At one point, apropos of why not, the Man in Black tells his henchpeople that Roland’s guns are forged from the steel of a very special sword: “I believe Keystoners call it Excalibur.” Oh, like that sword from Transformers 5? Bad dialogue, lame plot, fine. The bigger issue: How could a film with Elba and Mc. Conaughey have so little swagger? There’s your cinema: Darkness, wasteland, gunslinger.

You could watch that tableau for hours: It’s a Sergio Leone movie in twelve words. Director Nikolaj Arcel tips his hat towards the original cinematic inspiration — a movie theater in the background promises “Spaghetti Week at the Majestic!” But The Dark Tower doesn’t want to be a western, barely spends any time in the desert, barely spends time anywhere, really. The plot is needlessly busy, cut to death at 9.

Arcel cuts back to the Man in Black’s control room, where people tell him things like (paraphrasing) “We’re trying to find the psychic” and “We’re still trying to find the psychic.”The filmmakers had to make choices. So they tossed out the sex, the violence, the cocaine: Fine, thanks, PG- 1. But you can sense some embarrassment, too, in the elision of all the weird bits, the things that would make Roland freakier or his world more unseemly. Rarely has bleak grittiness ever looked so utterly inauthentic. Taylor spends the whole movie in a blue Zuckerbergian hoodie, and though he traverses realities and mountain ranges and inconceivable personal loss, I swear he never even unzips his sweatshirt. There is one delightful sequence. Fleeing another muddy action setpiece, Roland follows Jake into New York.

Dizzy from the cross- reality travel, the hero raises his guns toward a man brandishing a knife. The knife’s for chopping food; they landed in a restaurant kitchen. The Invitation (2016) Movie Dvd Quality. Later, Roland sips a soda and learns to love sugar. And he visits a hospital to find a groovier high: “These painkillers work fast,” he says, nonchalant, “I haven’t felt this good in years.” The comedy beats are familiar — it’s Idris Elba doing Last Action Hero — but the actor sells the humor without betraying Roland’s essential honor.

We found the perfect gunslinger. Won’t someone please build him a better tower?